What Person Would You Train or Give a Massage To?

Now introducing a new feature on the blog! It's called "Ask a Question!" Over the next few weeks, we'll be asking you guys some fun and interesting questions. Hopefully it'll spark good discussion and will give you the chance to all share ideas. With that said...here's the first question:

If you could massage or personally train anyone (living, dead, celebrity, non-celebrity), who would it be and why?

Please respond in the comments! Can't wait to read these answers...